Matthew3b

MATTHEWS PAGE UNDER THE RUG! == ONE ORDINARY rainy day in 1976 at mean old Broidies house, a thing was under the rug what was it? At first he thought it was the living dead ,then he thought it was a bad dude. After, he got a a chair ,he hit it 1231 times the roof fell off and rain came the rat got eletricuted by the lamp broidie picked it up and then he ate it, disgusting right , i dont want to tell you the bit when he rosted it because that would be disgusting. Then he went to fix the roof .Two weeks later something was under the rug it was not a rat because == =he got a rat terminater .This time he opend it and it was a lion from Africa !!media type="custom" key="11109742"HE died. 12 weeks later his mother died from a ant from Brazil...media type="custom" key="11144462"then his 21st grandmother died from a piano. 14 years later BROIDIES family did not exist. But his wife on the other hand made the rat come in how did she do it?The wife got food from IGA.=